Any ideas for queer-themed yarn bombs?
- Me: *Casting on*
- Mom: Wait, where did you learn to cast on like that? It looks so much easier than the way I do it!
- My mind: Don't say you learnt it in a gay bar.
- My mind: Don't say the cool bisexual guy in a purple corduroy suit and New Rocks taught you.
- My mind: Don't say he's the head of the Fetish Society at the local university.
- My mind: Don't say the floor was still slippy after the lube workshop.
- Mom: Erm...?
- Me: ... I found it on Google isn't it neat?